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Friday, December 5th, 2008
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9:01p
BLAST FROM THE PAST DOTG STYLEZ!
Saxton: I. Did. Not. Kill. Her. You can't prove it! You can't prove anything! I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!
Kohle: Fiona is a demon.
Fiona: No I'm not.
Liret: SAXTON SET DAKARA ON FIRE!
Saxton: NO I DIDN'T!!!
Kohle: Fiona probably did it. She's a demon.
Fiona: No I'm not.
Liret: NO SAXTON DID IT!
kohle: no, fiona. she's a demon
Saxton: *backs away and tries to be dramatic* I. Didn't. Kill. Anyone.
fiona: *turns red and hides under a rock*
hisashi: lalalalala im an evil eeevil man but i cant kill an 11 year old midget
Everett: My sister is dead but apparently I don't care because I'm going to sit here and read a book and push the limits of sucky characterization itself by being even MORE BORING THAN USUAL.
saxton: you killed everyone! die! *throws fire at everett*
Aiko: *hears the word "demon" and freezes*
Everett: *sits there and is boring* You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
Saxton: I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!
Kohle: Fiona probably did it
Fiona: *peeks out from under rock* I'm not a demon.
aiko: *hears the word "demon" and freezes*
*fiona returns to her room, changes into a fancy dramatically beautiful dress*
fiona: oh woe is me, i'm ugly and have a bad wardrobe
aiko: *thinks she hears the word "demon" and freezes*
fiona: i'm going to read in the library now
kohle: fiona's a demon
aiko: *dies of a heart attack*
Liret: SAXTON KILLED AIKO TOO!
hisashi:at LAST!
everyone: AT LAST
hisashi: only i didnt deal the final blow so i'll revive her now *revives aiko*
Saxton: I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!!!!
Saxton: angst angst angst
kohle: fiona the demon killed evereyone
aiko *freezes*
fiona: im not a demon!
aiko: *hears the word demon and dies again*
liret: you killed aiko!
Saxton: No I DIDN'T!!!
Kohle: The demon did it!
fiona: im not a demon!!!
Kohle: Yes you ARE! I SAW you!
liret: you killed aiko!
saxton: i didnt kill anyone!
Hisashi: Dammit! I NEED MONTHS AND MONTHS TO KILL THIS KID AND YOU KEEP DOING IT JUST BY SAYING THE WORD "DEMON"!
kohle: fiona did it! shes a demon!
Liret: You killed Dakara! I SAW you!
fiona: i'm not a demon!
Saxton: *freezes and says really dramatically* I. Didn't. Kill. Anyone.
*saxton burns a booksheld scarily*
*rylly and mina set fire to the building, they all die and everyone is happy*
meanwhile in the dark realms
dead liret: I can't believe you burned down the building and killed us all saxton!
dead saxton: I didn't kill ANYONE!
liret: you killed everyone! i SAW you
kohle: fiona did it, she's a demon
fiona: im not a demon!!!
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