Mercedes ([info]kiz) wrote,
@ 2008-12-05 21:01:00
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BLAST FROM THE PAST DOTG STYLEZ!

Saxton: I. Did. Not. Kill. Her. You can't prove it! You can't prove anything! I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!
Kohle: Fiona is a demon.
Fiona: No I'm not.
Liret: SAXTON SET DAKARA ON FIRE!
Saxton: NO I DIDN'T!!!
Kohle: Fiona probably did it. She's a demon.
Fiona: No I'm not.
Liret: NO SAXTON DID IT!
kohle: no, fiona. she's a demon
Saxton: *backs away and tries to be dramatic* I. Didn't. Kill. Anyone.
fiona: *turns red and hides under a rock*
hisashi: lalalalala im an evil eeevil man but i cant kill an 11 year old midget
Everett: My sister is dead but apparently I don't care because I'm going to sit here and read a book and push the limits of sucky characterization itself by being even MORE BORING THAN USUAL.
saxton: you killed everyone! die! *throws fire at everett*
Aiko: *hears the word "demon" and freezes*
Everett: *sits there and is boring* You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
Saxton: I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!
Kohle: Fiona probably did it
Fiona: *peeks out from under rock* I'm not a demon.
aiko: *hears the word "demon" and freezes*
*fiona returns to her room, changes into a fancy dramatically beautiful dress*
fiona: oh woe is me, i'm ugly and have a bad wardrobe
aiko: *thinks she hears the word "demon" and freezes*
fiona: i'm going to read in the library now
kohle: fiona's a demon
aiko: *dies of a heart attack*
Liret: SAXTON KILLED AIKO TOO!
hisashi:at LAST!
everyone: AT LAST
hisashi: only i didnt deal the final blow so i'll revive her now *revives aiko*
Saxton: I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!!!!
Saxton: angst angst angst
kohle: fiona the demon killed evereyone
aiko *freezes*
fiona: im not a demon!
aiko: *hears the word demon and dies again*
liret: you killed aiko!
Saxton: No I DIDN'T!!!
Kohle: The demon did it!
fiona: im not a demon!!!
Kohle: Yes you ARE! I SAW you!
liret: you killed aiko!
saxton: i didnt kill anyone!

Hisashi: Dammit! I NEED MONTHS AND MONTHS TO KILL THIS KID AND YOU KEEP DOING IT JUST BY SAYING THE WORD "DEMON"!
kohle: fiona did it! shes a demon!
Liret: You killed Dakara! I SAW you!
fiona: i'm not a demon!
Saxton: *freezes and says really dramatically* I. Didn't. Kill. Anyone.
*saxton burns a booksheld scarily*

*rylly and mina set fire to the building, they all die and everyone is happy*

meanwhile in the dark realms

dead liret: I can't believe you burned down the building and killed us all saxton!
dead saxton: I didn't kill ANYONE!
liret: you killed everyone! i SAW you
kohle: fiona did it, she's a demon
fiona: im not a demon!!!



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[info]zia_narratora
2008-12-06 03:25 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!

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[info]kiz
2008-12-06 03:28 am UTC (link)
hahaha me and jamie found it in an old email. it was titled "the next six months of dotg" or something.

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[info]zia_narratora
2008-12-06 03:32 am UTC (link)
That is amazing. I especially like Hisashi. Spot on.

Edited at 2008-12-06 03:32 am UTC

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[info]liret
2008-12-06 07:22 am UTC (link)
Uncannily accurate! Especially with the dying and the screaming.

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[info]haruspexy
2008-12-06 06:18 am UTC (link)
Oh my god, that is incredible. Although you guys missed the part where Saxton randomly started making animals out of fire and sending them to burn menacingly at people for absolutely no reason.

I am sure this is only because it is years after the fact, but I sort of miss the never-ending breakfasts and the non-stop pointless drama of DOTG.

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[info]haruspexy
2008-12-06 06:21 am UTC (link)
I would also like to point out that you forgot Georgio and whatshisname, the two gay spidren.

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[info]silpi
2008-12-06 06:36 pm UTC (link)
oh god YES. what ridiculous times they were.

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[info]lorryl
2008-12-08 12:49 am UTC (link)
haha, oh my, push the limits of sucky characterization indeed.

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